The First Day

I was too sleepy to wake up a whole hour early this morning to both work out and drink this salt water flush. Well now its after 8am and I am pissed. Salt water flush is just as horrible as it sounds. Straight up sea salt in 32 oz of water. Not nearly enough to disguise the fact that you've just agreed to put TWO teaspoons of salt in your body.



This is how much salt water you're looking at EVERY morning...



Upsetting I know. That is a tall drink of really unpleasant salt water. And something occurred to me. Whenever I'd gargle salt water as a child to help clear up an abscess in my mouth I was always told not to swallow it. Now all of a sudden I'm supposed to chug the stuff? I don't have time for this! Perhaps this is why I should have woken up early cause it'll take forever to drink this. Oh well, I'll keep shaking it up lest I get stuck with the Mediterranean Sea at the bottom of this bottle.